Come on down, Danielle Gamba!
Ugh! That smokeshow of an XX chromosome combination is married to Nick Swisher, world renowned asshat. When you type in "Nick Swisher" in Google, our favorite search engine provides us with the following searches:
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He's supposed to be a baseball player (he's not very good) but instead is treated more like a D list celebrity. When you type in Albert Pujols Google does the legwork of putting in:
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Yet she married Option A! Fuck you, Nick Swisher.
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