Eyeopener - We're Back!

We're back, bitches! Shitty weekends at work finished? Check. Livers drowned? Check. Colons plastered full of barbecued food? Check. Let's get back at this shit. The video is NSFW but whatever, you'll watch it anyway.

-Not going to rehash the past (too much) but it was a crazy weekend in sports:

JR Hildebrand can only successfully make 799 out of 800 left hand turns.

Dale Jr. needed about 1500 more feet worth of fuel.

Jim Tressel's sweater vest is not made of Kevlar but merely a cotton-poly blend.

Jo-Jo's Got Mojo!

In An All ACC Final In Men's Lax, Terps Win Crown.

Barca > ManU

Sepp Blatter is the Saddam Hussein of sports.

Bartolo Colon is doing steroids.

The Rockies are the 8-20 in May.

John Danks stanks, is a sore loser.