We all know and love tramp stamps. Those lovable cum bullseyes have for decades been allowing us to pass quick, often accurate, judgement about the piece of trash sporting them. But leave it to the English to make things a little awkward in the room. A 21 year old soccer fan in England, a little-too-serious one at that, is planning her fifth tattoo in support of her club, Stoke City. Don't worry, we don't know where the hell that is either. Now, team tattoos are nothing new, but look at some of the one she has now, and the one she is planning on getting:
-The clubs initials and when it was promoted to the English Premier League.
-The name of a club defender.
-The jersey of the club.
-And the pièce de résistance: a tattoo "in the shape of a wedding garter on her thigh, to read: 'Still loyal, still proud, still Stoke.'"
Something tells me it will be a long time before she wears a real wedding garter.
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