Come on down, Diana Roberts!
Brian, buddy, I envy you and your smokeshow of a wife. I feel as if everyone that plays for the O's should be entitled to a wife like this, you know, with all the losing and playing in Yankee Stadium South when the Evil Empire is in town. It should be that when you sign a contract with the O's it's BAM! Hot wife!
I should be an GM. I'd be giving out so many contract wives I could keep the mail order Russian bride business flourishing for decades. And winning? That is all we'd do.
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