Play Tecmo Super Bowl Online!

I'm sure some of you remember Tecmo Super Bowl, the Nintendo game where Bo Jackson and Christian Okoye could intentionally run into people and then send them backwards 15 yards, where a 110 yard pass in their was always an option, and kickers could routinely nail 75 yard field goals. Well you can play it online along with many other Nintendo games.  Click here if you want to play Tecmo and run wild using the Nigerian Nightmare or here just to check out a very solid site.  Also, Bleacher Report ran an article last year on who was the best of the best in game.  The list had the obvious choices and a few others that only the hardcore players would ever recognize.

Player Wives

Come on down, Danielle Gamba!

Ugh!  That smokeshow of an XX chromosome combination is married to Nick Swisher, world renowned asshat.  When you type in "Nick Swisher" in Google, our favorite search engine provides us with the following searches:

Nick Swisher girlfriend
Nick Swisher pictures
Nick Swisher haircut
Nick Swisher contract
Nick Swisher news

He's supposed to be a baseball player (he's not very good) but instead is treated more like a D list celebrity.  When you type in Albert Pujols Google does the legwork of putting in:

Albert Pujols stats
Albert Pujols espn
Albert Pujols contract
Albert Pujols biography

Yet she married Option A!  Fuck you, Nick Swisher.

A Little Midweek Stimulation

Rise and grind, motherfuckers.  It's Wednesday and already our eyes are focused on Friday afternoon.  Not that for us it's any different, we still have work on Saturday and Sunday, but at least we can say we're working on the weekend not for the weekend.  It's also mid June so schoolsthatarenotcolleges will be getting out and before we start flipping off the little bastards on the roads or getting pissed off that they're creating long lines for the slide at the public swimming pool let us honor them.  Reminisce to the days where work didn't exist and a summer's day was a blank canvas.  Lesssgoooo!